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“As your attorney, I advise you…”

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A sidekick is a perfect foil.

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Is Einstein a Bonnie to Brewster’s Clyde?

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He evolved in order to connect with us.

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Don’t try to fight a guy named Guts.

By: Mimi Lipson

Is she having them on, or is she being had?

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A cross between a Mecha-suit and a miniskirt.

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“I may have been mistaken”

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One of the great sidekicks in English literary history.

By: Rani Som

Haddock plays the id to Tintin’s superego.

By: Beth Lisick

Instead of coming in hot, she comes in lukewarm.

By: Peggy Nelson

“Make ’Em Laugh” — the theme song for sidekicks.

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He watched me choose, stretching.

By: Flourish Klink

His best isn’t very good.

By: Dean Haspiel

A misunderstood misfit with heartfelt intentions.