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Ramzan danced clumsily with his gold-plated automatic…

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Caption contest! — prizes! — deadline of Dec. 31!

By: David Smay

His work was caustic and loopy, acid and infinitely plastic.

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Private martial arts clubs are used for “special tasks”…

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The Prime Minister danced alone and animatedly…

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Frankenstein, Santa Claus, and Ben Franklin walk into a bar…

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“We failed. But this kid will appease the boss.”

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Lois Lane’s Super-Brain!

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Let us now praise forty-year-old pulpy reproductions.

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“So! They laugh at my boner, will they?”

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“Right now I’d wash my face with the sourest milk in the world!”

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Calling All Boys!

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“I must wear a different-colored Batman costume each night!”

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“So hurry up already!”

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HiLo [hearts] 4CP!