Steve-O By: Patrick Cates The nonsensical nihilist who reduces the tattoo ad absurdum. Read This Post
Emma Watson By: Katie Hennessey She has avoided media scandal like Harry avoids the dementors. Read This Post
Shannen Doherty By: Tor Aarestad No one does teenage fragility and aggrieved hostility better. Read This Post
Kristen Stewart By: Flourish Klink Her scowl says: I don’t belong to anybody but myself. Read This Post
Linda Fiorentino By: Adrienne Crew Like a comet, she appears now and then to dazzle us. Read This Post
Aziz Ansari By: Tucker Cummings He is the best at “overconfident because I’m overcompensating.” Read This Post
Yukio Mishima By: Tucker Cummings He was disillusioned by the materialism of modern Japan. Read This Post