By: P.G. Wodehouse

‘The fact is, Uncle Joe, I’ve got a scheme.’

By: Zack Smith

“You forget why they call me SHOE!”

By: Zack Smith

DO NOT PANIC

By: Zack Smith

“I take what books I want.”

By: Zack Smith

“Why did you grow that beard?”

By: P.G. Wodehouse

‘Connie, I’ve been thinking about that necklace again.’

By: Zack Smith

… and men find themselves soaring through the air like birds…”

By: Zack Smith

…DEFENESTRATION!

By: P.G. Wodehouse

‘Who’s Miss Halliday? Not another literary female?’

By: P.G. Wodehouse

‘Here,’ you said to yourself, ‘is an efficient young man in spectacles.’

By: Sihan Tan

“Museums will be discontinued and converted into state-of-the-art gyms.”

By: Madeline Ashby

“The angel who announced you failed to warn me,/About just how the pain would run deep.”

By: Joshua Glenn

It was twenty years ago today.

By: HILOBROW

What can we learn from Donald Trump’s favorite spy novel?

By: HILOBROW

Once again we celebrate the idler’s only holiday!