By: P.G. Wodehouse

“I’d like to knock you for a goal!”

By: P.G. Wodehouse

“When it comes to doping out a scheme, you’re the snake’s eyebrows!”

By: Joshua Glenn

“We must always distinguish between the unlikely and the impossible.”

By: P.G. Wodehouse

“My name’s McTodd — Ralston McTodd.”

By: P.G. Wodehouse

“It seems to me the nearest thing to slavery that I have ever struck.”

By: Joshua Glenn

“Don’t talk so much! I never met a fellow like you for talking.”

By: P.G. Wodehouse

‘I have only just found out your name, Mr. McTodd.’

By: P.G. Wodehouse

‘Did you throw that flowerpot?’ he demanded coldly.

By: P.G. Wodehouse

‘When we have turned this next corner you will see a most remarkable sight.’

By: P.G. Wodehouse

He melted away into the shrubbery just in time to avoid Miss Peavey.

By: P.G. Wodehouse

‘There is no finer tonic than a good look at a lobelia immediately after breakfast.’

By: P.G. Wodehouse

‘It’s much too dark to see flowers.’

By: P.G. Wodehouse

‘I have never gone in largely for crime hitherto, but something tells me I shall be rather good at it.’

By: P.G. Wodehouse

‘Across the pale parabola of Joy…’

By: P.G. Wodehouse

In a journey lasting several hours his society was likely to prove irksome.