By: Joshua Glenn

Does a bear shit in the woods?

By: Patrick Cates

WATERMELON

By: Patrick Cates

SANDWICH

By: Patrick Cates

BLOSSOM

By: Patrick Cates

BANANA

By: Patrick Cates

RICE

By: Patrick Cates

TOILET

By: Patrick Cates

SIGN

By: Patrick Cates

BUBBLEGUM

By: Patrick Cates

ONIONS

By: Patrick Cates

CORN

By: P.G. Wodehouse

“Chaos!” moaned Lady Constance.

By: P.G. Wodehouse

“Just you start in joshing my poems and see how quick I’ll bean you with a brick.”

By: P.G. Wodehouse

“You seem to imply that I am some sort of a criminal.”

By: P.G. Wodehouse

“Beetles. Always had a horror of beetles. Ever since I was a kid.”