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All danger lies in these two faculties!

By: Matthew Battles

The Book will never download the contents of your brain.

By: Patrick Cates

Rhyme some slang and win a t-shirt.

By: Matthew Battles

Foxy happenings are coming to HiLobrow.com.

By: Patrick Cates

What do punks, dinosaurs and sex-crazed mice have in common?

By: Joshua Glenn

Ringtone: “Minnie the Moocher”

By: HILOBROW

Anyone with a head like this is dangerous.

By: Tom Nealon

Mayonnaise: the sauce that launched a thousand ships.

By: Edrie

jojo the Burlesque Poetess “Rock out With her Frock out”

By: HILOBROW

No one can feel any degree of revenge without the faculty of…

By: James Parker

Man bites dogg­erel in this, the first install­ment of a new series.

By: Greg Rowland

He took the weight of English sexual anxiety on his shoulders.

By: Katie Hennessey

A high school dropout who learned his trade on the Borscht Belt summer circuit, DANNY KAYE’s (1913-87) first taste of Broadway fame came with the 1941 Gershwin-Weill tongue-twister “Tchaikovsky (and other Russians),” in which he […]

By: HILOBROW

“One may be strong intellectually and socially idiotic, as distinctly represented by this head and face.” *** According to Louis Allen Vaught, the purpose of Vaught’s Practical Character Reader (1902) is to acquaint readers “with […]

By: HILOBROW

“Anyone with a head like the above is dangerous because Conscientiousness is weak and Amativeness very strong. In an immoral sense this man is positively dangerous.” *** According to Louis Allen Vaught, the purpose of […]