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Those two blokes are giving you a chance to win a book.

By: Matthew Battles

From an alien intelligence, a word to the wise.

By: Joshua Glenn

An “awful squid-head with writhing feelers” — discovered!

By: HILOBROW

Looking for a wife who’ll make a good mother?

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An Audience Response Duplicator. You know you want one.

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I’d all but given up hope…

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No man with a per­pen­dicular back head is a natural father.

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An uncanny drama about synthetic mnemonics.

By: Peggy Nelson

What is the sound of cyberspace?

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Who is the foxy gentleman?

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He punctuated class-centric British life with absurd question marks.

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Women! Beware men with heads shaped like this.

By: Peggy Nelson

A pre-Trek Shatner wrestles goths in Esperanto.

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And the winner of the Magister Ludi Rhyming Slang challenge is…

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DOGGEREL ALERT!!! A limerick for St. Patrick’s Day.