By: Peggy Nelson

Love affairs in the animal world.

By: Patrick Cates

The coronation of the cackiest captioneer.

By: Joshua Glenn

My bad about Austerlitz and the Place Vendome… The Emps fucked up my Rome.

By: Joshua Glenn

Professor Cone’s device finally works!

By: Joshua Glenn

Ringtone: “Mull of Kintyre”

By: Matthew Battles

Don’t let LeBron’s apotheosis end the Internet!

By: Peggy Nelson

Fantasy Football

By: Patrick Cates

A caption competition comprising conceptual cack.

By: Peggy Nelson

We know you’re artificial. But are you intelligent?

By: Joshua Glenn

Gottlieb’s 1961 “Egg Head” pinball machine

By: Peggy Nelson

Two great memes that taste great together.

By: Patrick Cates

I will print this post out and burn it.

By: Joshua Glenn

Egghead as “last American virgin” type

By: Patrick Cates

Britain’s only renaissance hooligan.

By: Joshua Glenn

How do you like your egghead cooked?