By: Michele Carlo

Let it be on your head: CARMEN MOFONGO’S MANY HATS

By: Annie Nocenti

The long reach of STICKY FINGERS

By: Justin J. Bowen

Hanged with care, by UNKLE KRAMPUS

By: Dean Haspiel

Twisted tales of the DIRTY DOORKNOB

By: Crystal Durant

Cruising dangerous intersections with a LICENSE TO SHOCK.

By: Adam McGovern

An axe to grind: The LUMBERJACK MASCOT MASSACRE

By: Nikhil Singh

Out-fox’d: Hat-crimes call for #FASHIONPOLICEPROBLEMS

By: Fran Pado

Trojan clothes-horse: THE BRIEF LIFE OF FRANCES POTTER

By: Joshua Glenn

Blasting the K-TEL TRUCKER TAPE

By: Lauren Curtis

The want of WORLD-RECORD NAILS

By: Marlon Stern Lopez

Clink-bait: Making off with a SOUVENIR OF THE LAPD

By: Jenn Mehm

Inking in the DOPPLEGANGER TATTOO

By: Jeff Lewonczyk

Oh Snap, or, SUSPENDERS OF DISBELIEF

By: Elke Claus

Temple mount: Kneeling at the URINAL SHRINE

By: Yelena Tylkina

Commercial suicide? Labeling DEATH’S HEAD VODKA