By: Patrick Cates

Nick — Scum — Bender — Headbutt. Parsing Cocky’s British-isms.

By: Patrick Cates

Hula Hoops? “I’ll fuckin’ do you”? Cocky’s Britishisms explained.

By: Patrick Cates

Cream-crackered? Salt-and-vinegar crisps? What’s Cocky on about now?

By: Patrick Cates

The Galileo of gaming who taught a lad of limited imagination how to imagine.

By: Patrick Cates

His sludgy, funky bass lines launched a metal revolution.

By: Patrick Cates

Conker? Arse over tip? Cobblers? The lowdown on Cocky’s lingo.

By: Patrick Cates

The coronation of the cackiest captioneer.

By: Patrick Cates

Rather than express pain with paint, he invited pain by painting.

By: Patrick Cates

Take the piss? Pork scratch­ings? Barmy? What’s Cocky on about now?

By: Patrick Cates

A caption competition comprising conceptual cack.

By: Patrick Cates

He is the prophet of the service industry age.

By: Patrick Cates

Tear-up? North Circular? Sod it? The lowdown on Cocky’s lingo.

By: Patrick Cates

I will print this post out and burn it.

By: Patrick Cates

The literary Londoner’s Londoner.

By: Patrick Cates

Oil Spill Microfic Contest — the winners.