NOT TODAY, EBAY (15)

By: Joshua Glenn
September 23, 2024

One in a series of posts via which Josh Glenn will share recent examples of stuff that he was tempted to purchase from eBay… but, heroically, didn’t.

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AMBER Round Bead With INSECT DRILLED For Prayer Bracelet Necklace Baltic.

US $29.45

Last year, I published a series at HILOBROW’s sister site, SEMIOVOX, titled COLOR CODEX. The series — to which I invited my semiotician colleagues from around the world to contribute — explored the unexpected associations evoked for each of us by specific colors found in the material world. One of the installments, by Serdar Paktin, a semiotician from Turkey (now in London), was devoted to “Ambient Amber.”

I’ll let Serdar explain, in the following excerpt from his essay:

I first consciously engaged with this colour as a seven-year-old child, when I became fascinated with an elderly uncle’s prayer beads — which were made of amber stones in which insects were trapped. I was mesmerized by the beads’ transparency, and their ability to absorb and contain life. I wanted to own the beads, but they were too precious to be given to a child, and I didn’t use beads to pray anyway.

Amber — fossilized tree resin — is the colour of honey, and emits a lucid glow of a yellowish hue. When light hits an amber stone, that bright colour can imbibe you just as easily as the resin itself imbibes a fly or an ant. The glow can absorb you and all life around you into a golden moment that will last forever.

I was captivated by this essay, and every now and I then I scour eBay for a string of amber prayer beads containing insects… with the intention of gifting them to Serdar. (But would I have the strength to part with them? I wonder.) You can find resin versions of this sort of artifact for under $100… but the actual amber prayer beads with insects go for over $600, usually. Which makes me think that maybe the way to go is just a single bead….

So far, I’ve resisted the urge.

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MORE FURSHLUGGINER THEORIES BY JOSH GLENN: SCHEMATIZING | IN CAHOOTS | JOSH’S MIDJOURNEY | POPSZTÁR SAMIZDAT | VIRUS VIGILANTE | TAKING THE MICKEY | WE ARE IRON MAN | AND WE LIVED BENEATH THE WAVES | IS IT A CHAMBER POT? | I’D LIKE TO FORCE THE WORLD TO SING | THE ARGONAUT FOLLY | THE PERFECT FLANEUR | THE TWENTIETH DAY OF JANUARY | THE REAL THING | THE YHWH VIRUS | THE SWEETEST HANGOVER | THE ORIGINAL STOOGE | BACK TO UTOPIA | FAKE AUTHENTICITY | CAMP, KITSCH & CHEESE | THE UNCLE HYPOTHESIS | MEET THE SEMIONAUTS | THE ABDUCTIVE METHOD | ORIGIN OF THE POGO | THE BLACK IRON PRISON | BLUE KRISHMA | BIG MAL LIVES | SCHMOOZITSU | YOU DOWN WITH VCP? | CALVIN PEEING MEME | DANIEL CLOWES: AGAINST GROOVY | DEBATING IN A VACUUM | PLUPERFECT PDA | SHOCKING BLOCKING.

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