NOT TODAY, EBAY (12)

By: Joshua Glenn
July 5, 2024

One in a series of posts via which Josh Glenn will share recent examples of stuff that he was tempted to purchase from eBay… but, heroically, didn’t.

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Original 1964 1966 GI JOE Space Capsule Action Pilot Astronaut Adventure Team

US $94.99
or Best Offer

The pathos of this patchy-haired, barefoot wreck of a man in a well-worn silver spacesuit! It’s giving… Planet of the Apes.

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