NOT TODAY, EBAY (7)

By: Joshua Glenn
May 19, 2024

One in a series of posts via which Josh Glenn will share recent examples of stuff that he was tempted to purchase from eBay… but, heroically, didn’t.

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Dunkin Donuts Bold Breakfast Black Tea With 45 tea bags

US $36.99/ea
Condition: New

I’m a Red Rose tea fan, and will never switch. But when I’m out and about, I like Dunkin’s tea. Tastes fine, love the packaging. You can’t buy this stuff by the box, though — just one bag at a time. Except on eBay… Which I assume means that some employee has stolen it for resale? Which is fun…

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