NOT TODAY, EBAY (5)

By: Joshua Glenn
May 13, 2024

One in a series of posts via which Josh Glenn will share recent examples of stuff that he was tempted to purchase from eBay… but, heroically, didn’t.

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“Venus Flower Basket Glass Sponge for Wedding Gift”

US $17.99
Condition: New

While researching different types of latticework structures occurring in nature — see my SCHEMATIZING series — I became fascinated with a gorgeous glass sponge (a deep-sea creature whose tissues contain glass-like structural particles, called spicules, that are made of silica) known as the “Venus flower basket.”

In Japan and some other Asian cultures the husk of this creature is traditionally given as a wedding gift — because while still living, the sponge symbiotically houses two small shrimps, a male and a female, who live out their lives inside their glass house. There are many of these things available via eBay. So far, I’ve managed to restrain myself from actually buying one….

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MORE FURSHLUGGINER THEORIES BY JOSH GLENN: SCHEMATIZING | IN CAHOOTS | JOSH’S MIDJOURNEY | POPSZTÁR SAMIZDAT | VIRUS VIGILANTE | TAKING THE MICKEY | WE ARE IRON MAN | AND WE LIVED BENEATH THE WAVES | IS IT A CHAMBER POT? | I’D LIKE TO FORCE THE WORLD TO SING | THE ARGONAUT FOLLY | THE PERFECT FLANEUR | THE TWENTIETH DAY OF JANUARY | THE REAL THING | THE YHWH VIRUS | THE SWEETEST HANGOVER | THE ORIGINAL STOOGE | BACK TO UTOPIA | FAKE AUTHENTICITY | CAMP, KITSCH & CHEESE | THE UNCLE HYPOTHESIS | MEET THE SEMIONAUTS | THE ABDUCTIVE METHOD | ORIGIN OF THE POGO | THE BLACK IRON PRISON | BLUE KRISHMA | BIG MAL LIVES | SCHMOOZITSU | YOU DOWN WITH VCP? | CALVIN PEEING MEME | DANIEL CLOWES: AGAINST GROOVY | DEBATING IN A VACUUM | PLUPERFECT PDA | SHOCKING BLOCKING.

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