SCHEMATIZING (21)
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November 30, 2023
One in a series of posts via which HILOBROW’S Josh Glenn will attempt to depict the intellectual and emotional highs and lows of developing a semiotic schema.
What follows is an excerpt from The Birds (414 B.C.), a comedy by Aristophanes, as translated in 1950 by George Gilbert Aimé Murray.
The plot revolves around Pisthetaerus (“Trustyfriend”) and Euelpides (“Goodhope”), Athenians who convince birds to create a great city in the sky (Νεφελοκοκκυγία — “cloud-cuckoo-land”) in order to regain their status as the original gods. Enter Meton of Athens, a famous mathematician, astronomer, geometer, and engineer — and a contemporary of Aristophanes. (The foundations of Meton’s observatory in Athens are still visible today.)
Contemporary readers seem to feel that the play appears to characterize Meton as a con artist of sorts… i.e., because he claims that he can square a circle. However… my impression of Meton’s proposal is that he wants to develop a floating city that originates in a spherical center but develops outwards — via straight roads radiating in all directions, like rays of light from the sun — into a vast cuboid. Which sounds awesome, actually.
[Exit Prophet. Enter from the other side Meton, the scientist, with rules, compasses and other geometrical instruments.]
METON
I have come in person…
PITHETAERUS
Here’s another pest.
Come to do what? What’s the first concept?
What
The subsequent review? And why on earth
Do you walk in buskins like a tragic actor?
METON
I purpose to subject the atmosphere
To geometrical measure, and divide it
In acre lots.
PITHETAERUS
In God’s name, who are
you?
METON
Who am I? Sir, I am Meton, a name known
In Hellas… and Colônus. *
PITHETAERUS
Tell me, though,
What are those things?
METON
Aerial measuring rods.
For instance, since the atmosphere in
shape
Is like a conical extinguisher,
I place this curvilinear measuring rod
Above, insert a pair of compasses…
You follow?
PITHETAERUS
Not a bit!
METON
Applying then
A straight rod, I proceed with
measurements
Until your circle grows into a square;
The centre of the quadrilateral is
The market-place, and towards that centre
run
Straight roads centripetal; just as a star,
Being itself by nature circular,
Has radiating from it rays of light
Quite straight in all directions.
[He hands Pithetaerus the large wooden compasses.]
* Colônus was a suburb of Athens where Meton had recently designed an aqueduct.
Also see this paper on conic sections in ancient Greece.
MORE FURSHLUGGINER THEORIES BY JOSH GLENN: SCHEMATIZING | IN CAHOOTS | JOSH’S MIDJOURNEY | POPSZTÁR SAMIZDAT | VIRUS VIGILANTE | TAKING THE MICKEY | WE ARE IRON MAN | AND WE LIVED BENEATH THE WAVES | IS IT A CHAMBER POT? | I’D LIKE TO FORCE THE WORLD TO SING | THE ARGONAUT FOLLY | THE PERFECT FLANEUR | THE TWENTIETH DAY OF JANUARY | THE REAL THING | THE YHWH VIRUS | THE SWEETEST HANGOVER | THE ORIGINAL STOOGE | BACK TO UTOPIA | FAKE AUTHENTICITY | CAMP, KITSCH & CHEESE | THE UNCLE HYPOTHESIS | MEET THE SEMIONAUTS | THE ABDUCTIVE METHOD | ORIGIN OF THE POGO | THE BLACK IRON PRISON | BLUE KRISHMA | BIG MAL LIVES | SCHMOOZITSU | YOU DOWN WITH VCP? | CALVIN PEEING MEME | DANIEL CLOWES: AGAINST GROOVY | DEBATING IN A VACUUM | PLUPERFECT PDA | SHOCKING BLOCKING.