Grok My Enthusiasm (34)
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August 31, 2016
One in a weekly series of enthusiastic posts contributed by HILOBROW friends and regulars.
Sometimes I pretend my grandma’s necklaces are Oblique Strategies. I grab a strand and run my fingers over the jumble of beads, over the antiquated clasp that doesn’t quite hold, over the gaps where the thread shows. Go slowly all the way round the outside suggests a card in one of the OS decks designed by Brian Eno and Peter Schmidt starting in 1975. Each gnomic phrase was supposed to inspire creative thinking through interpretation of the vague directive: you’d translate the directive in a roundabout way to your own project and see the glint of a new idea.
My office-mate is a jewelry designer, and one morning we were talking about how our taste in jewelry reflects our intellectual habits. She designs pieces with a single strong colorful piece of resin because she values clarity and focus, whereas I like jumbles. “I like weird juxtapositions, associations that take some squinting to see properly. You have to trust me to follow the line to see where it leads….” I told her. That is to say, I’m the kind of person who imagines Oblique Strategies as necklace designs.
I find a strand of bright green and amber shapes in my grandma’s box. The deck says: What are the sections sections of? Imagine a caterpillar moving.
I start writing by looking at the necklaces next to whatever I’m working on. I imagine my own versions of the cards: How does this sentence clasp the next one syntactically? Are there too many strands here?
The Oblique Strategies card tells me: Make a blank valuable by putting it in an exquisite frame. Mid-twentieth century designers like Miriam Haskell made affordable pieces featuring glass, crystal, fake pearls, and gold or silver toned filigree. Today, online sellers list the flaws in their offerings: missing rhinestones, tarnished clasps… Emphasize the flaws, reads the card.
Decorate decorate, reads another strategy, and I like the meaningful redundancy. There’s glamor in playing up the artifice of your self-decoration. The rhinestones glitter more brightly when there’s one missing; the tarnish on the gilt edge is a marker of having been worn and loved a lot. The fakeness is the fun. The story goes that Eno brought Oblique Strategies to the recording studio for David Bowie’s Berlin trilogy — a glam-rock icon fashioned out of aleatoric play. Bowie’s glitter is not my grandma’s gilt — it’s silly to even juxtapose them — but I like to think they’re both creative inspirations for a glamorous self.
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