Mocktail Recipe: Subatomic Smoothie
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November 1, 2010
An energizing mix!
Ingredients:
protons
muons
quarks
one banana
a little bit of that green algae stuff
God (substitution: Higgs Boson Powder)
chocolate almond milk
Instructions:
Add all ingredients into the particle accelerator. Pulse on “collide” for several seconds. Remember to secure the lid or they’ll get all over the damn place.
Makes enough to supply international research team for several months. Traces left in empty collider may be used for scrying evidence of dark matter.
Warning: may blow fuse. Of universe.
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