joker

“So! They laugh at my boner, will they?”

“Right now I’d wash my face with the sourest milk in the world!”

tiger bait

Calling All Boys!

batman must

“I must wear a different-colored Batman costume each night!”

alf seal

“So hurry up already!”

robin swim

No Swimming!

betty2

“I bet this frisbee flips out Veronica on her birthday!”

betty

“Did you have any trouble rescuing me?”

rap

“Let’s hit the cobbles — and rap!”

grote3

“Why are you standing while eating, Lois?”

secret2

“Batman’s doing his best to sound gay, but…”

batman

“Robin — what have I done to you?”

pa kent

Frederick Wertham wasn’t wrong…