Rebooting is no nostalgia trip — nor is it snarkily ironic.

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Barbecue sauce doesn’t exist — but barbecue?

Reverse-engineering the lives of the vinegars.

Vinegar’s secret history as a beverage.

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The sine qua non of condiments: mighty, versatile, & vital.

Is Sherlock a semionaut, or just a brilliant bigot?

Which of the four hot sauces rules your personality?

The Venn Platter explains the culinary world.

The anchovy

Umami is the savory opium of the people.

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Alfred Lambert’s prehistoric golf shoes — from The Corrections.

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Tom Nealon’s Foucauldian-condimental history of the West.

Chewie is middlebrow! Darth Vader is quatsch!

In his sunken city, the dead cutie-pie lies dreaming.

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Skrulls hiding in great works of literature

Nope! A century-old literary mystery, solved.

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1 …Otherwise this stone would seem defaced beneath the translucent cascade of…

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Teenage mutants…

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Nietzsche’s lonely­hearts ads went unanswered…

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An abridged version of this essay appeared in the journal n+1 (Winter…

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Psyche­delic revel­ations about the arti­ficial nature of reality

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“Once I was an alchemist named Alec, of Holland”

A hilobrow literary mystery…