By: Tom Nealon
Tom Nealon on JENSON’S ROMAN
He documented Creole cuisine at the moment of its invention.
When he leaped, everything seemed possible.
Books can be lovely and readable at the same time.
A green-tongued and hairy-backed icon.
He locates the key to our humanity within the permutations of our weirdness.
Bringing Swiftian vengeance to the streets of America.
Miley Cyrus is at once surface and symbol.
“Don’t rap about your car, rap about what a car *is*.”
“Russia number 1, Iran number 1, USA [spits]”
A hero and victim of pro wrestling’s “kayfabe.”
His brilliance is perpetually muffled.
A giant fat guy back when there was still honor in it.
Down with “thick and rich” gravy!
Secret History of Salad Dressing