Patrick Cates, HiLobrow’s Magister Ludi and technical twiddler, is an LA-based Londoner who has written for FHM, the Boston Phoenix, Cruel Site of the Day, Significant Objects, and HiLobrow.com.
By: Patrick Cates
Patrick Cates on THE MASKED ASSESSOR
The nonsensical nihilist who reduces the tattoo ad absurdum.
His antics are merely the by-product of the tortured mangle that is his mind.
Patrick Cates vs. MEAT TENDERIZER
Sponsored by the World Book Market!
“The thing about me is, all I’m interested in is just having a bit of a sing and a play.”
My Arse — Lock — Wide Boy — Doss. The final Cocky Companion!
He laid the foundations for one-color purity as early as 1913.
Wine gums? Marmite? Peg? A guide to Cocky’s vernacular.
Strewth? Guff? Scuppered? What’s Cocky on about this time?
Nissen Hut? Wankered? Once-over? Cocky’s Britishisms, explained.
Jackanory? White van? Suss? Clock? What’s Cocky on about now?
Caption contest! — prizes! — deadline of Dec. 31!
Frigging? Towpath? Gobsmacked? What’s Cocky on about now?