ILLICIT OBJECTS (1)
July 1, 2017
One in a 25-part series of nonfiction stories about objects of illicit significance. This is the third volume in the PROJECT:OBJECT series. Please subscribe to the P:O newsletter; and purchase P:O apparel and accessories — all profits will be donated to the ACLU!
When I was around thirteen, I used to visit my young uncle in his East Village dump. On one of those odd nights, he was stoned and manic, sketching mad inventions. Around midnight a little subway earthquake edged his boombox off a shelf and shattered it. Nothing in his world was possible without music. So we got in his VW bus and drove to Times Square.
It was a marvel. Wonderful, dodgy, and never dark. New York was a different place then, and the center of it was Times Square. By the light of dirty neon, for decades, and famously, the night city vibrated with peep shows, strip clubs, sex shops, blue movies, hustlers and hookups, cheap electronics and an aura of uncensored possibility, of sexuality let loose and relished. I had never been there after hours before. Bodies, cheap commerce, noise, misery, joy, all of it palpable. I tingled with the whole great electric, throbbing energy of it. We got the new radio, but forgot the batteries. My uncle pulled over again and I hopped out, ran into a fluorescent-lit store and bought them. I felt utterly wild, alone in a flashing, raunchy world with a handful of cash. He was watching me the whole time, and I was never more than 20 yards from the van, but it was wild still.
Pleasure is unstable, and when you mix prime real estate with the political will of a moralizing mayor, pleasure loses. In 1998, many years after my initiation, Rudy Guiliani enacted a ban on sex-related businesses near homes, schools, churches, and each other, which is to say, almost anywhere in New York, and especially Times Square. Bullies make good on their promises; he wasn’t fucking around. Rudy wanted Disney and Old Navy, and eventually he got them.
Guiliani didn’t care about the girls, he cared about “quality of life” and sweeping the scum off the streets. In fact nobody really seemed to care about the girls. I’m guilty too, building my imaginary, libertine paradise on their work, these token girls.
What this token bought was a peep. The girl on the gold octagon dances, an object like the thing itself. But those jaunty musical notes make it seem to me that she is dancing for her own pleasure. I’m not saying the girls stripped for their own thrill or that they didn’t. Only that even in the slapdash iconography of the place, the idea was that everybody gets their rocks off here. And that may have been a fiction, but it was the brilliant, animating fiction of the place.
This token was a gift from a friend in the night city’s waning days. I never walked through the doors of Show World, or Peep World, or any such place, but I felt their loss all the same. I wanted to live in a city that loves sex. Not a prude city, not a sanitized, corporate city. Not a repressive, repressed, moralizing grid. What a libertine wants, more than anything, is liberty.
ILLICIT OBJECTS series: INTRODUCTION | Kio Stark on PEEPSHOW TOKEN | Sari Wilson on TOMBSTONE PARTS | Annalee Newitz on CAR-BOMB REMNANT | Tito Bottitta on MOONINITE DEVICE | Eric Bennett on DIRTY MAGAZINE | Natalie Kestecher on EROTIC RECORDING (audio) | Wayne Chambliss on RADIOACTIVE TRINITITE | Julian Hoeber on PIG HAMMER | Catherine Newman on HOARDED VICODIN | Josh Glenn on JAY-PEE SLUGGER | Nicole Pasulka on SHROOMS (audio) | Paul Lukas on STOLEN CORKSCREW | Shelby El Otmani on OCCULT CANDLE (audio) | Sam Dingman on HACK DOCUMENTS (audio) | Andrew Leland on GUIDE CANE (audio) | Douglas Rushkoff on LEARY’S STASH BOX | Kalila Holt on BURNT UNDERWEAR (audio) | William Gibson on RACIST BOOK | Alison Fensterstock on FUNERAL FLOWER | Julia Barton on PREGNANCY TEST (audio) | Miranda Mellis on GOLD TEETH | Katie Notopoulos on COPULATING PIGS | Ramona Martinez on STOLEN REMNANT (audio) | Wesley Stace on TOM WAITS NOTE | Mike Montiero on BO DEREK CARDS.
TALISMANIC OBJECTS series: INTRODUCTION | Veda Hille on CROCHET SHEEP | Gary Panter on DINOSAUR BONES | Jami Attenberg on SELENITE CRYSTAL | Annie Nocenti on MINIATURE DICE | Wayne Curtis on CLOCK WINDING KEY | & 20 MORE.
POLITICAL OBJECTS series: INTRODUCTION | Luc Sante on CAMPAIGN PAMPHLETS | Lydia Millet on PVC POLAR BEAR | Ben Greenman on MATCHBOX CAR | Rob Baedeker on PRESIDENTS PLACEMAT | L.A. Kauffman on WHEATPASTE POSTER | & 20 MORE.
SIGNIFICANT OBJECTS at HILOBROW: PROJECT:OBJECT homepage | PROJECT:OBJECT newsletter | PROJECT:OBJECT objects (Threadless shop — all profits donated to the ACLU) | POLITICAL OBJECTS series (1Q2017) | TALISMANIC OBJECTS series (2Q2017) | ILLICIT OBJECTS series (3Q2017) | LOST OBJECTS series (4Q2017) | 12 DAYS OF SIGNIFICANCE by Significant Objects | 12 MORE DAYS OF SIGNIFICANCE by Significant Objects | 12 DAYS OF SIGNIFICANCE (AGAIN) by Significant Objects. ALSO SEE: SIGNIFICANT OBJECTS website | SIGNIFICANT OBJECTS collection, ed. Rob Walker and Josh Glenn (Fantagraphics, 2012) | TAKING THINGS SERIOUSLY, ed. Josh Glenn (Princeton Architectural Press, 2007).