The Kalevala (11)
November 18, 2016
The Kalevala is a sequence of folkloric songs, runes and charms from the Karelia region of Finland, collected in the field and concatenated into epic form by Dr. Elias Lonnrot (1803-1884). The versions presented here are not translations or transliterations — they are respectful bastardizations, working from the 1963 English version of the Kalevala produced by the versatile and witty Francis Peabody Magoun Jr.
JOUKAHAINEN’S MOTHER COUNSELS HIM AGAINST SHOOTING THE WIZARD VAINAMOINEN
[being a bastardization of The Kalevala, Rune 6, lines 115–130]
My son, my boy, my lad, my stripling,
let me be cogent as Rudyard Kipling.
I see you with your crossbow cocked,
and your intellect murderously locked.
I admire the gathered beauty of your
I hear your trigger-finger asking Now? Now!
But call to mind, I beg you, the wizard in
in his clearing, puffing his rings of smoke.
The squirrel flashes his saucy silver.
The dog addresses himself
to the nested essence of the bush,
and lifts his leg.
And as the brume around the tree-bole
so does the wizard’s cat
wind itself around his knobbly old-man
All beings in their place. Do you
I see you poised in a smoky, molecular
a beating light, like draughts under
Hang and hold, destruction. Easy to wreck
Easy to loose an arrow into the heart of
But let fly that bolt, let fly that shaft,
and the sweetness of creation will be
Let fly that bolt, and rhymes of flame
go racing up the sides of the sky,
joining and twining at the apex
to form the grand gate of chaos,
Do not shoot the wizard.
Do not shoot the wizard.
Series banner contributed by Rick Pinchera.
ALL INSTALLMENTS: RUNE 3 (1–278): “Wizard Battle” | RUNE 4 (1–56): “A Failed Seduction” | RUNE 4 (300–416): “Aino Ends It All” | RUNE 5 (45–139): “An Afternoon Upon the Water” | RUNE 5 (150–241): “The Blue Elk” | RUNE 6 (1–114): “Therapy Session” | RUNE 6 (115–130): “Joukahainen’s Mother Counsels Him Against Shooting the Wizard Vainamoinen” | RUNE 11 (1–138): “Introducing Kyllikki” | RUNE 31 (215–225): “The Babysitter” | RUNE 31 (223–300): “The Screaming Axe” | RUNE 33 (1–136): “The Cowherd” | RUNE 33 (73): “Song of the Blade: Kullervo” | RUNE 33 (118–284): “The Cows Come Home”.
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