Grok My Enthusiasm (40)
October 12, 2016
One in a weekly series of enthusiastic posts contributed by HILOBROW friends and regulars.
“It’s a little late for tears, isn’t it Barbara?” asks the merciless Unseen Voiceover Lady who narrates Habit Patterns, a 1954 behavioral corrective film from McGraw-Hill’s Psychology For Living Series.
The sloppy high school student in question stands in her bedroom weeping because she has failed to connect with the popular girls at an after-school gathering. Unseen Voiceover Lady then takes Barbara back in time, Ghost of Christmas Past-style, on a trip through the day’s missteps, her snarky harangue upbraiding poor Barbara for such things as lateness, forgetfulness, covering a huge stain on her sweater with a scarf, not reading popular books, and failing to hang her clothes up at night in order to “rest the fabric.” If only this fatally disorganized teen could change her habit patterns, all of her flaws would disappear! Her next-door neighbor, Helen, has her shit together. She’s resting the fabric every night! What’s wrong with you, Barbara?
The utter seriousness with which pre-Women’s Lib doctrines delivered such silliness turns this auditorium fare into high camp, although it’s hard to imagine the rebellious teens of the ’50s taking it to heart either, once they’d heard Little Richard for the first time. What we notice now is our sympathy for Barbara — we’re appalled by the ridiculous subtlety of the elite white girls oppressing her with a turn of phrase or a gesture, worrying that concerts will be “too long-haired” and deadpanning their disapproval of Barbara’s vacation plans — “Sounds grand” — while Unseen Voiceover Lady clarifies the girls’ repressed contempt even as she projects it onto Barbara. (As an added bonus for 2016, the actress playing Barbara bears a strong resemblance to a young Hillary Clinton.) Like a punishment, the awkward kid must repeat the habits “accepted by society,” says UVL, “Again and again, until they fit into the fabric of the days without conscious thought.”
Since 1954, the questioning of such traditional (that is to say, sexist) values has made Barbaras of us all; we may soon have a President Barbara. So who’s crying now?
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