Crom Your Enthusiasm (21)
August 23, 2015
One of 25 installments in a series of posts analyzing and celebrating a few of our favorite fantasy novels from the Thirties (1934–43). Enjoy!
CONJURE WIFE | FRITZ LEIBER | 1943
Everything’s coming up roses for Norman Saylor. The chairmanship of the sociology department at Hempnell College should soon be his. He’s got a loyal and loving wife, Tansy, who helps him navigate faculty politics, both in and out of the classroom. But then Norman goes snooping in Tansy’s dressing room, where he finds neatly labeled vials of graveyard dirt, rusty horseshoe nails, hair clippings and other evidence that she’s been practicing conjure magic. He confronts her — she must stop this nonsense immediately. Tansy submits, and destroys the charms.
At this point you may find yourself thinking that you’ve seen this plotline before: Mortal man married to witch freaks out over his wife’s abnormal abilities and demands that she stop it, right now! Tansy is indeed a spiritual godmother to both Gillian Holroyd, the beatnik witch at the center of the 1958 film Bell, Book, and Candle and the play upon which it was based, and Samantha Stevens of ’60s television’s Bewitched. Gillian must decide between her power and a hunky neighbor because she can’t have both; a witch loses power when she falls in love. The last scene shows Gillian giving up her barefoot bohemianism for high-heeled, powerless conformity. In Bewitched, Darrin Stevens is so threatened by his wife’s power that he forbids her to use it. Samantha pays lip service to his edict, and the tension between the two of them and between square Darrin and Sam’s hip, magical family is the source of the show’s comedy.
But this is no rom-com/sit-com romp. The destruction of Tansy’s “hands” at Norman’s request has real and terrifying consequences, for himself and especially for her. To save Tansy, Norman must put aside science and accept the magical world at face value, at least for the moment. (It should be noted that the precept that all women are witches, working magic to protect their men, may cause a certain amount of eye-rolling. Ditto Tansy’s appropriation of a traditionally “Negro” form of magic.)
Having witnessed a mighty display of female power, at book’s end Norman remains unable to state with certainty whether or not witchcraft actually exists. One nevertheless suspects that he has indeed accepted its value, and that Tansy will soon return to making charms in her dressing room.
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