Listen up, Hollywood

By: HILOBROW
September 10, 2014

HILOBROW has three suggestions for biopics — of fascinating, important historical figures — and the actors we’d like to see play them.

1. JACK BLACK as revolutionist PAUL REVERE. We’ve said this before.

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2. ADAM DRIVER as intrepid explorer WILFRED THESIGER. We’ve said this before, too.

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3. Here’s a new one: BILL HADER as biologist THOMAS HENRY “Darwin’s Bulldog” HUXLEY

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We’re not asking for any royalties or points, Hollywood, just a modest finder’s fee.

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