The 1926 satirical sf novel King Goshawk and the Birds, by Irish playwright and novelist Eimar O’Duffy, is set in a future world devastated by progress. When King Goshawk, the supreme ruler among a caste of “king capitalists,” buys up all the wildflowers and songbirds, an aghast Dublin philosopher travels via the astral plane to Tír na nÓg. First the mythical Irish hero Cúchulainn, then his son Cuanduine, travel to Earth in order to combat the king capitalists. Thirty-five years before the hero of Robert Heinlein’s Stranger in a Strange Land, these well-meaning aliens discover that cultural forms and norms are the most effective barrier to social or economic revolution.
HiLobrow is pleased to serialize King Goshawk and the Birds, which has long been out of print, in its entirety. A new installment will appear each week.
Chapter 11: How Cúchulainn was sick of the World and of all that was in it
Be that as it may, Cúchulainn was unconscious of sin, and in the evening he told the Philosopher what had occurred, and asked for an explanation.
“What a hot-headed fellow you are,” said the Philosopher, laughing. “A modest maid is not to be wooed after this fashion.”
“How are they to be wooed?” asked Cúchulainn.
“I will not tell you,” said the Philosopher. “I brought you here for work, not for love-making.”
“It is no matter,” said Cúchulainn. “I am wearied of this earth of yours. I came here as to a world of war and wickedness, where a hero would find wrongs to right and wrongdoers to overcome. I find instead a dunghill of meanness and silliness, with a cock on its summit that I may not oust this way, or must not oust that way, or would cause complications by ousting the other way, but must wait and watch for opportunity, and do nothing hasty for fear of shocking the tame capons that pay him tribute for maggots. Go to. Release me from my geasa, that I may cut his throat, or else I will leave immediately.”
The Philosopher shook his head, and begged him to wait a little longer.
“No!” said Cúchulainn. “I am weary, too, of this mouldy vesture of defilement, this body, with its rumbling digestive procedure, its recurrent exhaustion and demand for sleep. Go to. I’ll inhabit it no longer. Whistle me its owner out of what quarter of space you have sent him to, that I may render it back to him. For I am for Tír na nÓg this very instant.”
“What?” cried the Philosopher. “Will you abandon the song-birds to their cages?”
“Shall I let them out of one cage into another?” asked Cúchulainn.
Then the Philosopher went down on his knees and besought the hero not to forsake mankind in its wickedness and folly; to which Cúchulainn listened at first without concern, but presently, yielding to the Philosopher’s importunity, he stayed his speech, saying: “Very well. I will do this much for you, old man. I will join with some maid, in whatsoever fashion your world approves, to engender a child. He shall be as a hero among men. As man he will be able to endure their ways: as hero he will see to it that they shall not continue them.”
“Perforce I must be content with that,” said the Philosopher.
That Cúchulainn might have nice girls to choose from, he persuaded a well-born young man of his acquaintance to put him up for membership of the Bon Ton Suburban Tennis Club.
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REDISCOVERED BY HILOBOOKS: Jack London’s The Scarlet Plague | Rudyard Kipling’s With the Night Mail (and “As Easy as A.B.C.”) | Arthur Conan Doyle’s The Poison Belt | H. Rider Haggard’s When the World Shook | Edward Shanks’ The People of the Ruins | William Hope Hodgson’s The Night Land | J.D. Beresford’s Goslings | E.V. Odle’s The Clockwork Man | Cicely Hamilton’s Theodore Savage | Muriel Jaeger’s The Man With Six Senses | Jack London’s “The Red One” | Philip Francis Nowlan’s Armageddon 2419 A.D. | Homer Eon Flint’s The Devolutionist | W.E.B. DuBois’s “The Comet” | Edgar Rice Burroughs’s The Moon Men | Charlotte Perkins Gilman’s Herland | Sax Rohmer’s “The Zayat Kiss” | Eimar O’Duffy’s King Goshawk and the Birds | Frances Hodgson Burnett’s The Lost Prince | Morley Roberts’s The Fugitives | Helen MacInnes’s The Unconquerable | John Buchan’s Huntingtower
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