Herc Your Enthusiasm (11)

By: Drew Huge
August 12, 2013

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Eleventh in a series of posts analyzing and celebrating old-school hip hop.

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GRAND WIZARD THEODORE & THE FANTASTIC ROMANTIC 5 | “CAN I GET A SOUL CLAPP” | 1981

Back when I was paid by the word to interview rappers and review their music and attempt to draw some deep meaning out of the release of Mobb Deep’s fifth album, it wasn’t difficult to write dispassionately about records. Now that I don’t do that any longer, I can only find the words to engage with music I love or hate. And as there’s enough disparagement of music out there, I’ve opted just to write about stuff I love now, whether that’s something released in 2013 or in 1981. Well, 1982 really. This song first emerged on cassette sometime in 1981, and it hurts me as a hip-hop fan that I never got to experience it live. What a night that must have been.

For me, this is the greatest piece of “disco rap” ever recorded (and with its relentless cowbells and jacking of KC & The Sunshine Band, let’s not quibble too much with that category), but unlike much of hip-hop — which generally fares better for being studio-bound — this is a track that revels in its live feel. It bottles the genie that was early hip-hop, it spans the gap between the block party era and the record label era. But it’s not an artifact — it’s a song that still has the depth and the power to make me close my eyes in ecstasy every time it reaches 0.33 and the Grand Wizard has recourse to his space age effects board for the first time.

It does all this with a classic structure for records of the time — the call and response, the constant turnover and interplay of MC’s. The churn of MC’s isn’t just on the record — some of the Fantastic Romantic 5 (which started out as the L Brothers) had jumped ship from The Coldcrush Brothers, feeling Theodore was a more solid bet. The line-up on “Soul Clapp” of Waterbed Kev, Dota Rock, Ruby Dee, Prince Whipper Whip and Master Rob deserved more than this one shot at immortality. Other than live tapes and their fleeting appearances in “Wild Style,” this is as good as it got for any of them. That said, Master Rob did later ally with Diamond D to form Ultimate Force and release “I’m Not Playin’” — giving him a second classic jam on his CV and leaving him as one of the few disco rappers to make any impact in hip-hop’s late ’80s Golden Age. And did Theodore invent scratching? For me, that pales into insignificance purely because he invented this 12”.

“Soul Clapp” also sets some other hip-hop tropes in stone — for example, in spelling Clap as Clapp and Romantic as Romatic, it clears the way for the long, impressive history of hip-hop label errors and incorrect spelling. The second black label pressing tries to correct this, but in doing so bills them as the Ronmatic Five. And that’s where we leave it — with the different pressings, the different spellings, the inevitable Tuff City re-release, the bootlegs, the reissues. Because those things, too, are the history of hip-hop, and “Can I Get a Soul Clapp” is hip-hop history condensed onto the back of a postage stamp. Eight minutes that tell you all you need to know.

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2013: HERC YOUR ENTHUSIASM (old-school hip hop tracks): Luc Sante on “Spoonin’ Rap” | Dallas Penn on “Rapper’s Delight” | Werner Von Wallenrod on “Rappin’ Blow” | DJ Frane on “The Incredible Fulk” | Paul Devlin on “The Adventures of Super Rhyme” | Phil Dyess-Nugent on “That’s the Joint” | Adam McGovern on “Freedom” | David Abrams on “Rapture” | Andrew Hultkrans on “The New Rap Language” | Tim Carmody on “Jazzy Sensation (Bronx Version)” | Drew Huge on “Can I Get a Soul Clap” | Oliver Wang on “The Adventures of Grandmaster Flash on the Wheels of Steel” | Douglas Wolk on “Making Cash Money” | Adrienne Crew on “The Message” | Dart Adams on “Pak Jam” | Alex Belth on “Buffalo Gals” | Joshua Glenn on “Ya Mama” | Phil Freeman on “No Sell Out” | Nate Patrin on “Death Mix Live, Pt. 2” | Brian Berger on “White Lines (Don’t Do It)” | Cosmo Baker on “Here We Go (Live at the Funhouse)” | Colleen Werthmann on “Rockit” | Roy Christopher on “The Coldest Rap” | Dan Reines on “The Dream Team is in the House” | Franklin Bruno on The Lockers.

HIP HOP ON HILOBROW: HERC YOUR ENTHUSIASM series (25 posts about old-school hip hop) | DJ Kool Herc | Gil Scott-Heron | Slick Rick | Darryl “D.M.C.” McDaniels | Afrika Bambaataa | Biz Markie | U-God | Slug | Adam Yauch | Ghostface Killah | DJ Run | Flavor Flav | Scott La Rock | GZA | Schoolly D | Aesop Rock | Terminator X | Notorious B.I.G. | Melle Mel | Doug E. Fresh | Kool Keith | Rick Rubin | Rakim | Ol’ Dirty Bastard | Madlib | Talib Kweli | Danger Mouse | Kool Moe Dee | Chuck D | Dizzee Rascal | RZA | Cee-Lo Green | Best Ever Clean Hip Hop

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2014: KERN YOUR ENTHUSIASM (typefaces): Matthew Battles on ALDINE ITALIC | Adam McGovern on DATA 70 | Sherri Wasserman on TORONTO SUBWAY | Sarah Werner on JOHNSTON’S “HAMLET” | Douglas Wolk on TODD KLONE | Mark Kingwell on GILL SANS | Joe Alterio on AKZIDENZ-GROTESK | Suzanne Fischer on CALIFORNIA BRAILLE | Gary Panter on SHE’S NOT THERE | Deb Chachra on FAUX DEVANAGARI | Peggy Nelson on FUTURA | Tom Nealon on JENSON’S ROMAN | Rob Walker on SAVANNAH SIGN | Tony Leone on TRADE GOTHIC BOLD CONDENSED NO. 20 | Chika Azuma on KUMON WORKSHEET | Chris Spurgeon on ELECTRONIC DISPLAY | Amanda French on DIPLOMA REGULAR | Steve Price on SCREAM QUEEN | Alissa Walker on CHICAGO | Helene Silverman on CHINESE SHIPPING BOX | Tim Spencer on SHATTER | Jessamyn West on COMIC SANS | Whitney Trettien on WILKINS’S REAL CHARACTER | Cintra Wilson on HERMÈS vs. HOTDOG | Jacob Covey on GOTHAM.

2012: KIRK YOUR ENTHUSIASM (Captain Kirk scenes): Dafna Pleban: Justice or vengeance? | Mark Kingwell : Kirk teaches his drill thrall to kiss | Nick Abadzis: “KHAAAAAN!” | Stephen Burt: “No kill I” | Greg Rowland: Kirk browbeats NOMAD | Zack Handlen: Kirk’s eulogy for Spock| Peggy Nelson: The joke is on Kirk | Kevin Church: Kirk vs. Decker | Enrique Ramirez: Good Kirk vs. Evil Kirk | Adam McGovern: Captain Camelot | Flourish Klink: Koon-ut-kal-if-fee | David Smay: Federation exceptionalism | Amanda LaPergola: Wizard fight | Steve Schneider: A million things you can’t have | Joshua Glenn: Debating in a vacuum | Kelly Jean Fitzsimmons: Klingon diplomacy | Trav S.D.: “We… the PEOPLE” | Matthew Battles: Brinksmanship on the brink | Annie Nocenti: Captain Smirk | Ian W. Hill: Sisko meets Kirk | Gabby Nicasio: Noninterference policy | Peter Bebergal: Kirk’s countdown | Matt Glaser: Kirk’s ghost | Joe Alterio: Watching Kirk vs. Gorn | Annalee Newitz: How Spock wins

2011: KIRB YOUR ENTHUSIASM (Jack Kirby panels): Douglas Rushkoff on THE ETERNALS | John Hilgart on BLACK MAGIC | Gary Panter on DEMON | Dan Nadel on OMAC | Deb Chachra on CAPTAIN AMERICA | Mark Frauenfelder on KAMANDI | Jason Grote on MACHINE MAN | Ben Greenman on SANDMAN | Annie Nocenti on THE X-MEN | Greg Rowland on THE FANTASTIC FOUR | Joshua Glenn on TALES TO ASTONISH | Lynn Peril on YOUNG LOVE | Jim Shepard on STRANGE TALES | David Smay on MISTER MIRACLE | Joe Alterio on BLACK PANTHER | Sean Howe on THOR | Mark Newgarden on JIMMY OLSEN | Dean Haspiel on DEVIL DINOSAUR | Matthew Specktor on THE AVENGERS | Terese Svoboda on TALES OF SUSPENSE | Matthew Wells on THE NEW GODS | Toni Schlesinger on REAL CLUE | Josh Kramer on THE FOREVER PEOPLE | Glen David Gold on JOURNEY INTO MYSTERY | Douglas Wolk on 2001: A SPACE ODYSSEY | MORE EXEGETICAL COMMENTARIES: Joshua Glenn on Kirby’s Radium Age Sci-Fi Influences | Chris Lanier on Kirby vs. Kubrick | Scott Edelman recalls when the FF walked among us | Adam McGovern is haunted by a panel from THE NEW GODS | Matt Seneca studies the sensuality of Kirby’s women | Btoom! Rob Steibel settles the Jack Kirby vs. Stan Lee question | Galactus Lives! Rob Steibel analyzes a single Kirby panel in six posts | Danny Fingeroth figgers out The Thing | Adam McGovern on four decades (so far) of Kirby’s “Fourth World” mythos | Jack Kirby: Anti-Fascist Pipe Smoker

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  1. Didn’t i read somewhere that Master Rob of the Ultimate Force was a different person, who got accused of stealing the original Rob’s name??

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