
Nineteenth in a series of posts, each one analyzing a single Captain Kirk scene from the Star Trek canon.
Captain Smirk | “Dagger of the Mind” | Star Trek: The Original Series | Season 1, Episode 9 | November 1966
He: Elevator, and going down quite a ways.
She: I wouldn’t recommend it for weak hearts.
And so the dance begins. With Captain Kirk and potential conquest Dr. Helen Noel, a ship psychiatrist, in “Dagger of the Mind.” No matter what alien world, time/space paradox, monsters within or without, Kirk never missed a chance for a good double entendre. These terse, witty moments in Star Trek, effortless asides that flit and skate and flirt about, encapsulate a power struggle within the innuendo.
Dr. Noel pushes, the Captain pushes back.
He: Shall we leave it up to the doctor?
She: Since you brought me down here for advice, Captain…
He: One of the advantages of being a Captain, Doctor, is being able to ask for advice without necessarily having to take it.
Kirk is on the lurk: a combination of amusement, leer, sportsman on the hunt, from sly to hammy. A wry delight in all its manifestations. No matter what hand-wringing conundrum at the center of each episode, you knew Kirk was destined for another notch on his ladykiller belt.
Dr. Noel and Captain Kirk have history, maybe. It is never clear beyond the time Kirk “dropped in” on a science lab Christmas party aboard the Enterprise. She tries to push the memory a bit.
She: Perhaps it would be simpler if you called me Helen, Captain, since…
He: This is another time, another place, another situation.
She: Of course, Captain.
Dr. Noel also asks Dr. Adams, the whirligig-eyed villain of the episode, to call her “Helen.” In the nascent feminist times when the show aired, she seems to be trying to remove the distinguished title from her name — and is largely ignored. Or perhaps she just wants to be “one of the boys” — Scotty, Bones, Spock, Sulu, and of course, Jim.
Dr. Adams is explaining his work with the criminally insane in his floating space prison: “Part of the cure, if you will, Captain, is to bury the past. Why should a person go on living with unbearable memories if there’s no necessity. Oh, I feel quite sure that you’d concur with me in that, Doctor. Helen.”
Apparently she does not concur. When faced with an opportunity to slip a suggestion into Kirk’s mind (via the hypnotizing machine at the center of the plot), Dr. Noel first tries Hunger, then playfully moves on to: What Happened That Night When You “Dropped In.” Kirk falls into a reverie of that night. Is the moment real or fictive? He remembers — or imagines — a moment when he carried Noel back to his cabin and embraced her. In the reverie, Noel pulls back — wanting, girl that she is, to know what it means.
She: Of course, it would be different if you cared for me.
He: You want me to manufacture a lie, wrap it up as a Christmas present for you?
Noel gets it, and gives in.
Chivalry with a smirk.
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Love the rewound script and commentary; a born storyteller reassembling what’s really going on. Even as a kid, at the mention of an outerspace Christmas party I was puzzled about which one I thought more unlikely to have survived into this far future, the sexism or the religion (but then, even as Dr. Helen endures merry workplace harassment, the Jewish Shatner has changed his name for his captain’s job…we all have our crosses to bear). Still, Star Trek was trying to be liberated in its way, and you identify the playfulness and equal-opportunity transgression in this Love-in era fantasy’s insuppressible banter and recurring sexual sidetrips. Even so, Kirk has the built-in advantages of being Captain, and in the TOS universe, Dr. “Noel” — I honestly never noticed — is destined to be a party girl.
We’ve got to give the good doctor points for trying to get James T. Kirk – of all people! – to sharpen up that soft focus and “talk about the relationship.”
I must re-watch this episode. Of *course Kirk can outwit not only a psychiatrist (the science of the mind), but the hypnotizing machine (the application of same) – to say nothing of the spores of the happy planet, Spock’s logic, McCoy’s emotionalism, and his own split self. Which leads us to the undercurrent running straight through this series: Just. What. Is! James Tiberius Kirk? Is he a cognitive synthesis, or something more granular and varied? Josh, what’s “3-dimensional chess” for “abduction?”
“Just. What. Is! James Tiberius Kirk?” – Peggy, the psyche may remain undeciphered, but with this sentence alone you’ve added immeasurably to the linguistic cataloging of Kirk cadence…
It’s Morgan Woodward week!
Kirk is the epitome of the rakish, seafaring captain, married, ultimately, only to his ship. That Dr. Noel might be a suitable catch is almost beside the point. There is this standoffish aspect of Kirk’s mostly off-screen dalliances — even in this, “subject to the requirements of the service”. There is his restless, at times rootless need to be off to the next horizon, there can be nothing and no one holding or calling him back.
It was thus ultimately Yeoman Rand’s soft-focused fate to be left behind.
You’re right, Esoth — as a kid I thought maybe Grace Lee Whitney just caused the camera to refract but you’ve made me realize they were fading her out from the first shot…in Kirk’s forever-onward mirror the sex-objects are never as close as they appear.
Annie makes Space Gooseberries of us all… I’d never registered ‘Noel’ either. The lady’s full name, subject to Freudian condensation, reads “Hell and Noel”. So Xmas in future-space is as much fun as a weekend with your Tholian In-Laws. That’s reassuring.
I think it’s more the *cost* of Christmas, Greg. Dr. Noel has Hell to pay and Kirk must live with having nothing in his pocket to begin with (morally, I mean; otherwise he’s clearly glad to see half the crew). These adventurous Starfleeters are all taking risks, but since in the TOS diegesis (unlike subsequent Trek series) women were barred from advancing too far in the service, it can’t be said that the Christmas they got, they deserved…