HiLobrow is pleased to announce our seventh micro-fiction contest! The contest is sponsored by our friends at the used and rare bookseller Pazzo Books.

PS: Our thanks to Carolyn Kellogg at the LA Times‘ literary blog Jacket Copy for talking up this contest!
THE CHALLENGE: Inspired by the invent-a-hero narratives and symbolic backstories compressed into a few jam-packed sentences in pre-midcentury radio serials (“Who knows what evil lurks in the hearts of men…”), pulp fiction, and comic book opening panels, we challenge you to write a pulp-style blurb for a classic work of fiction or film. (E.g., “One autumn night, Jay Gatz beheld a ladder above the trees that revealed to him the secret of all desire. Thus was born The Great Gatsby!” etc.) We won’t try to define “classic,” for you; you’ll have to use your own best judgment.
In order to inspire your blurb-writing, between today and the contest’s end, HiLobrow will publish a series of posts, each of which will feature several Golden-Age comic book opening panels. Example:
DEADLINE, GUIDELINES: Publish your entry of NO MORE THAN SIXTY-FIVE (65) WORDS to the comments section of this post, using the “Leave a Reply” field below. (Please provide a working email address. HiLobrow will never share this info.) The deadline for submissions is 9pm EST on Wednesday, March 14th. Winners will be announced on Monday, March 19th, and the winning stories will be published shortly after that. HiLobrow friends are permitted to enter; so are previous winners. As noted below, the winning stories will be published on this website.
PS: For a previous example of how this sort of submission process works, see the Comments section for our “Troubled Superman” contest announcement from January 2010.
THE JUDGES: Matthew Battles, HiLobrow’s literary editor and a fellow at Harvard’s network-culture think tank metaLab; John Hilgart, editor of the online comic-book details galleries 4CP, Comic Book Cartography, and Supertype!; and Tom Nealon, scholar of pre-modern cookbooks and cookery, and sole proprietor of Pazzo Books. All three are regular contributors to HiLobrow. The contest is orchestrated by HiLobrow’s Joshua Glenn.
THE PRIZES: First Prize is three vintage Dell “mapback” mysteries/thrillers — and the first-prize entry will be illustrated by HiLobrow friend and contributor Rick Pinchera! First Runner-up Prize is Berkeley Medallion’s 1969 reissue of Robert J. Hogan’s G-8 and His Battle Aces stories of the 1930s-40s, vols. 1-6. Second Runner-up Prize is Avon’s 1973 Flash Gordon series of paperback novelizations, vols. 1-4, by “Alex Raymond” (actually Ron Goulart). All book prizes were donated by this contest’s sponsor, Pazzo Books.
THE DEAL: The winning entry in the contest, and also the two runners-up, will be published here at HiLobrow. HiLobrow’s contributors (listed by name in the post’s author field) control the copyright to their work; we only retain the right to use the story on our website, RSS feed, and daily emails. See our Policies Page for more info.
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PAST CONTEST WINNERS! 1. (RADIUM AGE SF) TROUBLED SUPERHUMAN: Charles Pappas, “The Law” | 2. (RADIUM AGE SF) CATASTROPHE: Timothy Raymond, “Hem and the Flood” | 3. TELEPATHY: Rachel Ellis Adams, “Fatima, Can You Hear Me?” | 4. OIL SPILL: A.E. Smith, “Sound Thinking” | 5. LITTLE NEMO CAPTION: Joe Lyons, “Necronomicon” | 6. SPOOKY-KOOKY: Tucker Cummings, “Well Marbled”
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Far from public view, a group of sinister men meet behind the closed doors of the Roman Senate. They are lead by the misguided Brutus who casts the dice against the most powerful man of Rome: Julius Caesar. Blood brothers torn apart, seers and ghosts predicting the end of days, the women who stand beside their dishonored men, and the tragedy that rocked the nation.
Besieged by aliens that haunted the sunlit realm, he strove to master his fear and fight against the insidious plots and strange weapons of his obsessed foes. He is the albino leviathan like no other. He is … Moby Dick!
Surrounded by government parasites and lazy plebes, he leads the entrepreneurial few on a fantasy ride of such monumental incoherence that he ironically inspires a generation of financial pirates. He is the Crusader for Capitalism; the Atlas who Shrugged; he is … John Galt.
When love is a tool and corruption a virtue, how can one man stand tall against the shadows of nationalistic villainy? A bitter man with a dangerous past is confronted by the old flame that betrayed him. When she claims her love was true, he tricks all the tricksters, and sees Love safely away. He is Rick Blaine. Call him The Casablancan.
He mangled the midget. He choked the cyclops. He even engaged in hand-to-gland combat. But in a world where the air was dirty and the sex was clean, the only way Portnoy could survive was to complain.
He is a lord among men and the king of the apes. His only friend is a chimp and his only clothing is a loincloth. But no matter how far he swings on vines that sweep him over his primal world, Tarzan can’t escape the crueler jungle of civilization, where men fight to the death not with ferocious lions but feral lawyers.
Archie: A young boy caught on the knife edge of manhood. Veronica: a cruel heiress with a debit card for a heart. Betty: an angel trapped in a cesspool of sin. Moose: half man, half ungulate. Reggie: He’s got more angles than Picasso’s paintings. Jughead: The only thing lower than absolute zero is his IQ. Together they’re the … Riverdale Dogs.
In a world where men take bulls by the horns and women in the back of taxis, Jake Barnes has left his country and lost his cojones, but he’s willing to fight, fish and drink his way into the heart of the woman he loves, but can never lay, because he knows that while the it set on his libido…The Sun Also Rises.
That’s it! Feckless Harry Angstrom has escaped from the clutches of the all-powerful MagiPeeler, through a mysterious chain of events that catapult him beyond convention, beyond morality, into a new life as…the Rabbit! Join him on his cavalcade of earth-shattering, world-spanning adventures, as he’s pursued by the twin forces of Red Ruth and Janice Jitter! Run, Rabbit–Rabbit, Run!
If by chance this should be illustrated, you should know that the Rabbit is never without his trusty golf club.
Leopold Bloom and Stephen Dedalus are two lost souls who are unaware of their powers. Bloom is an introvert who brings truth in the definition of self. Dedalus moves mountains in his search for identity. Together these two heroes forge freedom to a world in transition. However, it is one woman, Molly, who exposes Bloom for who he really is: the one and only, ULYSSES!
Thanks for the stories, everyone! An excellent selection for our judges to choose from. As of now the contest is officially closed.