Dalai Lobrow
By: Joshua Glenn | Categories: Browbeating

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The Dalai Lama was in Boston recently. That’s him, above, this past Sunday, speaking to a crowd of 16,000 at Foxboro Stadium. While wearing a Patriots cap. That’s right: The Dalai Lama is a lobrow! You heard it here first.

Don’t be offended: In HiLobrow.com’s chart of Modern Dispositions, the two most admirable are Hibrow and Lobrow. (Nobrow is impressive, but not particularly admirable; HiLobrow itself can’t be described except apophatically, so… is it admirable? Impossible to say.) Despite the outdated phrenological connotations, Hibrow is not superior to Lobrow; they are equally worthy. And we’re not really judging the Dalai Lama on the basis of his headgear. If he wore a top hat, or a beret, or a crown, we’d still hail him as a lobrow.

Lobrow’s ideal is Wisdom, from which flows not only religion but empathy (compassion, warm-heartedness). Not to be confused with hibrow sympathy, lobrow empathy shares and understands how others feel without agreement or disagreement. For better and worse, empathy is irrational, revolutionary, utopian. A few days before he spoke at Foxboro, the DL visited Harvard and MIT and hawked compassion to the highbrows:

The Dalai Lama had some imaginative ideas for MIT scientists to work for peace. “You could invent an injection for compassion,” he said. “I would want that.” And maybe commerce could contribute: “You could have shops selling compassion. In a supermarket, you could buy compassion.”

Talk about irrational, revolutionary, and utopian! The Dalai Lama is so cool. He’s an avatar of Lobrow.

PS: Lobrow, unlike Anti-Hibrow (with which it is too often confused), is not romanticist, ideological, or fanatical. At Foxboro, the Dalai Lama illustrated this when he said: “I studied Buddhism, I practiced Buddhism, and through practice I got some sort of little experience . . . Very low but still better than zero. Buddhism is best for my case. That doesn’t mean Buddhism is best religion to everyone, certainly not.”

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Joshua Glenn is a Boston-based writer, publisher, and cultural semiologist-for-hire. He does business as KING MIXER, LLC. He is coauthor and/or co-editor of TAKING THINGS SERIOUSLY, THE IDLER'S GLOSSARY, THE WAGE SLAVE'S GLOSSARY, the object-oriented story collection SIGNIFICANT OBJECTS, and the kids' field guide to life UNBORED. He is co-founder of the websites HILOBROW and SEMIONAUT; and co-founder of the science fiction imprint HILOBOOKS. He produced and co-designed the iPhone app KER-PUNCH. He manages a secretive online community known as THE HERMENAUTIC CIRCLE. In the '00s, Glenn was an editor, columnist, blogger (BRAINIAC), and new media producer at the BOSTON GLOBE. In the '90s, among other things, he published the philosophy/pop culture zine HERMENAUT; co-produced the DIY website and early online social network TRIPOD; and was an editor at UTNE READER.

3 Comments to “Dalai Lobrow”

  1. mbattles says:

    Excellent! The picture sells it, but the argument convinced me.

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